We met for small family reunion, sitting in cool breeze, fall leaves, eating meals together. This did not fulfill that due to windows could not be opened, screens were in pile on messy lower deck, LR slider screens broken doors had to be kept shut due to stink bugs, etc. Kitchen had one large pot for meatballs sauce but could only cook portions of pasta at time. Dark inside, several lamps, old, broken switches, bulbs out, or just did not work. Bed linens very old, makeup stained pillow cases. Windows including big gorgeous window by superb fireplace covered with heavy webs as well as broken windows downstairs held closed with boards. Could have been a 5 with some investment of amenities. Pluses- loved location, loved river, bathrooms had best pressure and hot water!
Oh, no TVs in bedrooms, this was negative as one with us needed rest, change of scenery and sometimes in a week's vacation you like alone time in PJs watching TV.
We cleaned up all webbing, hundreds of stink bugs, left pumpkin spice coffee, took out garbage, cleaned dishes, folded down beds used, left towels used together, put in many light bulbs, tried to fix slamming entry screen door for neighbors sake...nice people with the chickens! With some attention, TLC, would like to return for another weekly visit in summer. Guess it depends on how you accept this input.
I spent my career as a quality manager, so maybe too frank?