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Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis + Firepit

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Gimme some skin on this outdoor room, right?
Does this remind you of the Partridge Family at all; just a little?
For whatever reason, avocado green emerged as a characteristic color, likely because it could hang with the psychedelic palette that was dominating pop culture, fashion, and art. (credit: Apartment Therapy)
Overall, a 1970s bedroom is a vibrant and eclectic space that reflects the free-spirited and experimental nature of the era. It's a curated blend of colors, patterns, and textures that transports you back in time, inviting you to experience the unique design sensibilities of the groovy '70s.
That wallpaper! Stop it!

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 4157.9 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Dryer
  • Pool
  • Washer
  • Barbecue grill
  • Pet-friendly

Explore the area

Map
Montross, Virginia
  • Westmoreland State Park
    ‪27 min drive‬
  • Stratford Hall
    ‪30 min drive‬
  • Patuxent River Naval Air Station
    ‪109 min drive‬
  • Leonardtown, MD (LTW-St. Marys County)
    ‪105 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

2 bedrooms (sleeps 4)

Bedroom 1

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

1 bathroom

Bathroom 1

Bathtub · Toilet · Shower only

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen
Office
Balcony
Garden

About this property

Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis + Firepit

Summary:
A quintessential 1970s house, characterized by bold patterns, earthy color schemes, and avocado green appliances. Geometric wallpaper and low-slung furniture dominate the living spaces. Disco-era charm extends to vibrant bedrooms; backyard boasts a lighted firepit area. This nostalgic retreat immerses guests in the groovy aesthetics of the 70s, providing a retro-cool escape. 4 beaches, a pool, and tennis. Close to Westmoreland State Pk, Colonial Beach, art galleries, great restaurants, and more.

The Space:
Welcome to That 70's Hive; your groovy getaway that promises a psychedelic journey back in time! Nestled amidst nature, this far-out dwelling offers a nostalgic escape with a modern twist.

Step into the pad and be transported to the funky era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and disco beats. The open-concept living space features period furniture, vibrant wallpaper, and an original avocado stove, complete with comfortable inside and outside seating that beckons you to kick back and relive the glory days of the '70s.

The kitchen is a culinary time machine, decked out with retro appliances and laminate countertops. Whip up some fondue or a classic TV dinner, and groove to the tunes playing on the vintage record player. The adjacent dining area boasts a circular table, encouraging lively conversations and laughter over a spread of far-out cuisine.

The two bedrooms are a blast from the past, each uniquely decorated with fun accent wall paper and 70s furniture. Enjoy a peaceful night's sleep in your choice of room – one adorned with a blue and yellow theme, the other with a more feminine vibe. Both rooms feature cozy beds, ensuring a restful slumber after a day of nostalgic adventures.

Take the party outside onto the expansive screens in porch with lounge area and separate dining area, and be sure to have as swing in the hanging chair.. Relax under the stars while sipping on a cocktail around the lighted firepit reminiscing about the good ol' days. This area offers panoramic views of the surrounding natural landscape, providing a serene backdrop to your retro retreat.

Whether you're a flower child looking to reconnect with the past or a modern adventurer seeking a unique escape, this 1970s-themed round house is the perfect blend of nostalgia and contemporary comfort. So, grab your wide-brimmed hat, dust off those platform shoes, and get ready for a psychedelic journey back in time! Peace, love, and good vibes await you at this groovy vacation rental.

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Guest Access:
Guests have access to all the groovy vibes.

The Neighborhood:
LOCATION: That 70's Hive in Montross, VA, is easy driving distance from Washington, DC (90 mi.), Richmond (67 mi.), Williamsburg (85), Baltimore (121 mi.), BWI Airport (113 mi.), and a bit further from Philadelphia (225 mi.), and NYC (304 mi.). It is located in a lovely community on the Potomac River with four beaches, tennis and pickleball courts, a pool, and a very laidback vibe. Nearby playground too! Safe and quiet. The coastal area is called The Northern Neck, and is dotted with cool small towns and full of lovely people and fresh seafood, in particular oysters. It is an oasis from busy city life.

The beaches are dog friendly! The closest one is Glebe Harbor Beach at the end of N Glebe Road and is a pleasant 30 minute walk (or 4 minute drive). The next closest beach is Cabin Point Beach at the end of Royal Way and is about 3 miles away. Beaver Pond Beach is at the end of Huntsman Way, and is also about three miles, and finally Crystal Lane Beach via Crystal Lane is also about three miles. All roads are easy to find on the map and there is information about the community amenities in the home.

Pool Hours of Operation:

Saturday and Holidays -10am – 8pm

Monday through Thursday – 12 noon – 7pm

Friday – 12 noon – 8pm

Sunday – 10am – 7pm

Montross itself had a rebirth around 2015, and is now a vibrant arts community with galleries, shops, and friendly folk. Be sure to stop and snap some Polaroids in front of the wooden LOVE sign. There's another LOVE sign further down with a nautical theme. Keep your eyes peeled for beautiful murals throughout town.

Be sure to get your history on and visit the Courthouse, the Westmoreland museum and all the historic sites in town. There are also several festivals yearly and, occasionally, a big flea market behind the Courthouse.

The next closest town is Colonial Beach, about 20 miles north (great stopping place if coming from that direction)and it's very fun to explore there. It's a quintessential small beach town with lots of personality. The Tiki Bar on the River is not to be missed, and there are many shops, cafes, and restaurants to explore. There is even a floating Tiki Bar on the River! Great restaurants and fun vibe. The Thai place rivals big city restaurants.

Further south in the Northern Neck are the quintessential coastal towns bounded by the Potomac and the Rappahannock, great stopping places if coming from Richmond and points south, and close enough for a day trip. The quaint coastal town of Irvington described by Southern Living Magazine as the swankiest coastal town in Virginia. Great shopping and restaurants. Small town friendly vibes.

We also recommend exploring the larger town of Kilmarnock, and also White Stone, which boasts a restaurant owned and operated by a local guy who trained at the Inn at Little Washington. It's called Adrift and it's a must visit.

Getting Around:
You need a car. Preferably a vintage VW Bug, but anything will four wheels and a motor will do. Bring bikes though, for cruising the community and pedaling over to one of the beaches or the tennis and pickle ball courts! (Shhh, we didn't have pickleball back then, but dude, it's so rad you should def try it).

Other Things to Note:
We offer drip coffee and decaf options, and there's a Keurig available for your convenience. Please remember to bring your own Keurig capsules for use during your stay.

We warmly welcome dogs to our space. Please note there is a $25 per pet per night fee. We kindly ask that they stay off the furniture and beds as well. Thank you for your understanding!

The house is located in a natural & wooded area, so you may see & hear bugs, furry critters of all sizes (including but not limited to deer, squirrels, and rodents), & reptiles. Our property has regularly scheduled pest control, however, we cannot guarantee that any such critters will not be visible in & around the property. Please try to keep the doors closed, do not leave food outside to prevent entry of unwanted critters. Do not feed any wildlife as they are wild animals. No refunds will be provided if a local critter visits the property.

To ensure transparency, please note that if your payment was processed via Stripe and you choose to cancel your reservation, the initial Stripe processing fees are non-refundable, as per Stripe’s policy.

Travel Protection Highly Recommended - we strongly encourage purchasing Travel Protection for your trip. If unforeseen circumstances such as sickness or injury prevent you or a family member from traveling, Travel Protection can reimburse 100% of your prepaid, nonrefundable costs. Protect your investment and travel with peace of mind. For options, check out Generali Global Assistance.

Interaction with Guests:
We are here for you! Just give us a shout over messaging, or by phone if urgent.

The community pool isn’t heated.

To ensure transparency, please note that if your payment was processed via Stripe and you choose to cancel your reservation, the initial Stripe processing fees are non-refundable, as per Stripe’s policy.

Property manager

Maria Getoff, Harmonized Getaways
Premier Host

Languages

English

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Amenities

Pool
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Pet-friendly
Air conditioning

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House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 25
Check out before 11:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

Pets allowed
Charge may apply
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted
No parking on street; only two cars can fit in driveway; please carpool!

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit

About the area

Montross

Located in Montross, this holiday home is in a rural area and on a river. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Protected Bird Sanctuary and Rappahannock River Valley National Wildlife Refuge, while Westmoreland County Museum and Kinsale Museum are cultural highlights.
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Montross, Virginia

What's nearby

  • Westmoreland State Park - 27 min drive - 28.9 km
  • Stratford Hall - 30 min drive - 29.8 km
  • Patuxent River Naval Air Station - 109 min drive - 129.8 km
  • St. Mary's College of Maryland - 115 min drive - 135.8 km
  • Piney Point Beach - 116 min drive - 136.5 km

Restaurants

  • ‪Tim's at Coles Point - ‬27 min drive
  • ‪Coles Point Tavern - ‬30 min drive
  • ‪Faunce Seafood - ‬11 min drive
  • ‪The Landing Restaurant and Waterfront Grill - ‬27 min drive
  • ‪George Robberecht Seafood - ‬10 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis + Firepit have a pool?

Yes, this property has a pool.

Is Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis + Firepit pet-friendly?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis + Firepit?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis + Firepit?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis + Firepit located?

Situated on a river, this holiday home is within 9 miles (15 km) of Trent Island, Hague Winery and Armstead T. Johnson High School. General's Ridge Vineyard and Winery and Montross Town Hall are also within 12 miles (20 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Melissa G.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Super cool house!
Very clean and chill house.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024

About the host

Hosted by Maria Getoff, Harmonized Getaways

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Originally from Eastern Long Island, I left a long career in the federal government to manage rentals full-time. I love hosting folks and providing great experiences.

Why they chose this property

This neighborhood is great! Super friendly, unique homes, beaches, and fun amenities.

What makes this property unique

This is such a unique house! 1970's round house with decor that screams hip and groovy!

Languages:

English

Premier Host

They consistently provide great experiences for their guests