Stylish Escape on 10-Acres · Pool, Spa, Views! · JT Improper

Summary:
Welcome to Joshua Tree Improper, a hedonistic escape set on 10 acres of breathtaking desert landscape. This two-bedroom hideaway lacks in modesty and delivers on experience, with surprises waiting around every corner. Soak up the sun by the saltwater pool during the day, and at night, stargaze on the otherworldly outdoor deck, complete with its own hot tub and fire pit. Discover the healing powers of the desert and explore the wonders of Joshua Tree National Park from this extraordinary retreat.

The Space:
Featured in Vice Magazine, this fully renovated house seamlessly blends modern amenities with 70s charm, creating a space that invites relaxation and introspection. Whether you seek a peaceful retreat or an inspiring setting for celebration, JT Improper provides a unique environment to rejuvenate your spirit and embrace the serene desert aura.

-Living Area-
Enter the main living area, where comfort meets retro flair. The feature wall showcases a one-of-a-kind "Aries" print by Daniel Bilmes above the sofa. The queen sofa bed opens up to offer additional sleeping space, perfect for accommodating larger groups. The record player sound system, capable of playing both records and CDs, adds a nostalgic touch, allowing you to unwind to your favorite tunes. This inviting open-concept space is open to the kitchen and dining area and encourages you to relax, reflect, and enjoy the tranquil ambiance of Joshua Tree.

-Kitchen & Dining-
The modern European-style kitchen is fully stocked and equipped with top-of-the-line appliances. Whether preparing a gourmet meal or a simple snack, this kitchen is fully stocked and will meet all your needs. The dining area nearby provides a cozy, communal space to savor your creations and connect with loved ones. Outside of the back patio is an outdoor dining table and BBQ.

-Bedrooms & Bathroom-
The sunken primary bedroom is a groovy stamp in time and features a luxurious king bed. For a transformative experience, activate the disco switch to illuminate the disco ball overhead and a custom light art installation by Olivia Steele. The second bedroom has a queen bed, and both bedrooms have smart TVs and blackout blinds.

The bathroom is designed for indulgence, offering a luxury soaking tub that invites you to rejuvenate in a spa-like atmosphere. It also has a shower for a quick rinse after exploring.

-Outdoor Amenities-
Immerse yourself in the breathtaking beauty of Joshua Tree from our outdoor space. The saltwater pool, which can be heated at an additional cost, offers a refreshing escape, while the separate hot tub is built-into a stargazing deck with a fire pit and provides a soothing experience under the starlit sky. Two fire pit areas create perfect settings for cozy evenings and stargazing. Both the pool and hot tub use a salt mineral system to purify the water which reduces chlorine by 80%. The daybed invites you to relax and absorb the sun's warmth, while the refreshing outdoor shower makes rinsing off easy. Enjoy outdoor games like cornhole and tetherball while you fire up the BBQ. The whimsical "mushroom lounge" patio area enhances the eclectic charm of the property. Ernie, our refurbished vintage 1971 VW Bug is parked next to a custom "Follow That Dream" street sign installation by Olivia Steele, offering the perfect photo opportunity.

-Surrounding Area-
Joshua Tree Improper is nestled in the serene landscape of Joshua Tree, offering incredible desert views and a tranquil atmosphere. To explore the natural beauty of the area, visit Joshua Tree National Park: 800,000 acres of mystical beauty: Joshua Tree National Park is one of the world’s most incredible natural desert treasures. Sweeping, grand, and populated by granite monoliths and voluptuous rock and boulder formations, this quiet land, conducive to meditation and roaming, was carved by extremes in climate - wind, rain and an ever-present, relentless sun. Diverse forms of plant life are found everywhere, but none as unique or prevalent as the park’s namesake: the Joshua tree, standing majestically across the vast topography.

The charming shops, bars and restaurants of downtown Joshua Tree are just 15 minutes away, and on the way, stop by the jaw-dropping "Transmission" statue installation, just a 3 minute drive from Joshua Tree Improper.

-Amenity List-
Your stay comes complete with every amenity you’ll need for a healing and relaxing escape:
►In-ground heated pool (please note there's an additional fee to heat the pool during the cooler months).
► Large hot tub built into a stargazing deck with a gas firepit.
► Numerous art installations including a 1971 VW Bug and a custom street sign and neon sign by Olivia Steele
► Additional gas fire pit off the back patio
► Gas BBQ
► Outdoor shower (turned off in freezing months, approximately October - March)
► Outdoor dining table with seating for 6
► Mini Split heating and air conditioning
► Fully stocked kitchen with tons of spices, olive oil, utensils & cookware
► Drip coffee machine & French press
► Coffee provided, as well as a variety of sugar, creamer & a variety of tea
► Smart TVs in each bedroom
► Audiophile-grade sound system with records and CDs & Sonos Bluetooth speakers
► Board games & books
► Hammocks, cornhole & tetherball
► Carport parking with 220V EV charger
► Zoom-ready Wi-Fi, perfect for working from home

Guest Access:
The entire property is yours to enjoy! Please note that there are a few closets being used for storage for supplies for the rental that are locked to guests.

The Neighborhood:
Joshua Tree Improper is situated in North Joshua Tree in the Sunfair Heights neighborhood, just 15 minutes from the shops and restaurants of downtown Joshua Tree. All homes in this area are on acreage, giving guests wide open space and privacy.

Below are travel times to nearby shops, bars, eateries and attractions:
► 3 minutes ➔ "Transmission" Sculpture by Daniel Popper
► 15 minutes ➔ Downtown Joshua Tree shops, bars & restaurants
► 19 minutes ➔The Integratron Sound Bath Experience
► 22 minutes ➔ La Copine fine cuisine & Giant Rock Meeting Room pizza & bar
► 22 minutes ➔ Downtown Twentynine Palms shops, bars & restaurants
► 24 minutes ➔Joshua Tree West National Park Entrance
► 28 minutes ➔ Old Town Yucca Valley shops, bars & restaurants
► 32 minutes ➔ Pioneertown/Pappy and Harriet’s
► 1 hour ➔ Palm Springs

Getting Around:
A personal vehicle is necessary to get around in this area - rideshare apps are not guaranteed.

JT Improper is in a remote location, and the last few miles are dirt roads, so please take it slow. The dirt roads are maintained, and a four-wheel drive car is not necessary, but please note that the dirt roads may have ruts, particularly after rainstorms.

Other Things to Note:
-Pool Heating Fee-
Should you wish to have the pool heated to 85 degrees, please notify us in advance of your arrival as there will be a supplemental charge per day for this service due to high fuel costs in this area. If you'd like the pool heated for multiple days, we ask that days be consecutive to conserve energy, thank you! Pool heating is not usually necessary May through September. Please note that we will need at least 24 hours' notice to heat the pool.

► May through September - $150/night if needed
► October & April - $200/night
► November through March - $250/night

*No fee to heat the hot tub!*

-Pool and Hot Tub Service-
The pool and hot tub are serviced TBA, approximately between 11am and 4pm. Please note that these times are estimates and may change slightly due to our technician's busy schedule. He will not approach the house but will go directly through to the backyard.

-Dogs-
We welcome your dogs! There is a $100 per dog per stay fee, limit of 2 dogs maximum. Please note on your reservation if you are bringing dog(s) and how many, and we will adjust the price accordingly. There is an unauthorized pet fee of $500. Please use the provided dog sheets before allowing your dogs on any furniture. Cats and other pets are not allowed.

-Guided Yoga, Sound Baths, Meditation, Massages & Personal Chefs-
Please reach out to us if you'd like recommendations for yoga instructors, guided sound baths, guided meditation, massages or personal chefs. Often times vendors are available come directly to the house.

-Security Camera-
There is a security camera mounted on the carport and directed at the driveway in order to monitor the quantity of people and cars on the property, so we may ensure compliance with local ordinances. There are no security cameras in any private areas of the home.

-Cleaning Fee-
100% of the cleaning fee goes directly to our hardworking cleaners.

Interaction with Guests:
The best and fastest way to reach us is to send us a message on the message thread. We kindly ask that all communication be kept on this platform, so we do not miss any questions you may have!