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Lazy River Texas Retreat

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Pool
Pool
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Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional
3 bedrooms2+ bathroomsSleeps 12278.7 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Hot tub
  • Dryer
  • Pool
  • Parking available
  • Washer
  • Barbecue grill

Explore the area

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Cypress, TX
  • Cypress Lakes Golf Club
    ‪11 min drive‬
  • Houston Premium Outlets
    ‪15 min drive‬
  • Vintage Park
    ‪16 min drive‬
  • Houston, TX (DWH-David Wayne Hooks Memorial)
    ‪19 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

3 bedrooms (sleeps 12)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed and 1 Single Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 3

2 Single Bunk Beds and 2 Double Beds

2 bathrooms, 2 half bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub · Toilet · Shower only · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Bathroom 2

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Bathroom 3

Toilet

Pool bathroom

Soap · Toilet

Spaces

Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Balcony
Separate dining area
Outdoor play area
Garden
Dining Area

About this property

Lazy River Texas Retreat

This fantastic house in Cypress was built for fun and sits on 2 spacious acres. It has a lazy river pool with a swim up bar that seats 4, putting green, poker room, jacuzzi, large covered patio and lots of twinkling lights for evening entertaining. A pond stocked with Bass and catfish with a covered fishing pier is the perfect spot to go fishing! We provide some fishing gear but you should bring your own if you are a serious fisherman! There is a covered outdoor kitchen area perfect for grilling and entertaining and we have a smoker. You will find all the BBQ utensils you need as well as plenty of plasticware since glass is not allowed by the pool.
The Retreat offers 3 spacious bedrooms with a mix of sleeping arrangements to accommodate all guests. A huge Master Suite with a King bed as well as a Twin DayBed with a ginormous bathroom with step in shower and jetted tub. The second bedroom has a Queen bed and the third bedroom has two bunks (Twin over Full Size mattresses).
With amenities like AC, WiFi, Smart TVs in each room and a washing machine & dryer, your stay will be comfortable and convenient.
The kitchen is ready for a full gourmet meal with every utensil and small appliance you could want. We include an air fryer, counter top citrus squeezer, Ninja Smoothie blender, waffle maker, Keurig, Instapot, rice cooker, tea kettle, Crockpot and even a Ninja Creamie to make ice cream to name a few. Place settings and utensils for 10 including child friendly plastic plates/cups. Reminder that glass is strictly prohibited in the outdoor area (especially by the pool) we provide plastic ware so that you can enjoy your beverages outside.
We love our littles so we provide a high chair as well as a pack-n-play.
The decor is “Texas Farmhouse” and you will love looking at all the antique signs and collectibles scattered throughout the home. All new linens in October 2024 that include thick 100% Turkish cotton towels and 800 thread count sheets as well as plenty of beach towels. We include luxurious toiletries like Bliss Body Butter and Bliss Body Wash, Milk & Honey hand soap, Nest candles, blow dryers and ironing board and iron!
The backyard is truly a resort and we provide lots of areas to lounge and relax including outdoor umbrella for shade and a wonderful firepit for S’mores on a cool evening. NOTE THE POOL IS NOT HEATED. It is a 70,000 gallon pool that takes 12-24 hours to heat and weather can affect that timeline. If you want to heat the pool we require a $300 fee to be paid 7 days prior and ask that you tell us what temperature you would like it set to. We normally set it to 80 degrees when guests require it to be heated. Please note that if we get heavy rains or freezing temperatures it might make it impossible to heat and we would have to cancel the pool heater and refund the fee. The hot tub is heated on demand and you can activate that yourself using a remote.

We have a small library of books that we share with our guests and we ask that you keep the variety growing. Our guests are free to take a book but be sure to leave a book that you enjoy as well for future guests to enjoy. This includes kids books for those rainy afternoons. We also provide lots of jigzaw puzzles and board games.
There is plenty of private parking on the property and many “Instagram” perfect locations.
Located minutes from the Houston Outlet Mall and major freeways, this charming home is the perfect spot for your next getaway. We look forward to welcoming you to our Texas retreat!

Property manager

Maelia Davis
Premier Host

Languages

English, Spanish

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Amenities

Pool
Hot tub
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Free WiFi

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House Rules

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Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking allowed: in designated areas
Absolutely no glass to be taken outside of the house. This includes beverages as well as glasses. No exceptions. This is for everyone’s safety,
No smoking inside the house. If you choose to smoke OUTSIDE you must clean up after yourself. Cleaning ashes/trash will be deducted from deposit.
Swimming is at your own risk. Please bring life preservers and be overly vigilant when playing anywhere near the pool. NO RUNNING or Diving.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock

We should mention

This property does not have any lifts

About the area

Cypress

Cypress is home to this holiday home. Longwood Golf Club and Cypress Lakes Golf Club are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Little Cypress Creek Preserve and Kickerillo-Mischer Preserve. Travelling with kids? Consider Aerodrome, or check out an event or a game at Berry Center.
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Cypress, TX

What's nearby

  • Dyess Park - 7 min drive - 4.9 km
  • Cypress Lakes Golf Club - 11 min drive - 9.1 km
  • Sandlewood Manor - 14 min drive - 11.4 km
  • Houston Premium Outlets - 15 min drive - 13.0 km
  • Vintage Park - 16 min drive - 12.7 km

Getting around

  • George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) - 43 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Brew:30 Taphouse - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Country Corners - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Frio Grill - ‬12 min drive
  • ‪Subway - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Koala Kolache - ‬8 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Lazy River Texas Retreat have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool. Pool types include heated pools.

Is Lazy River Texas Retreat pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

Where is Lazy River Texas Retreat located?

Located in Cypress, this family-friendly holiday home is 3 mi (4.9 km) from Dyess Park, and within 6 mi (10 km) of Little Cypress Creek Preserve and Cypress Top Historic Park. Longwood Golf Club and Cypress Lakes Golf Club are also within 6 miles (10 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Trang D.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Hidden Gem
I don’t know where to start. This property was amazing! Had my mom’s 75th birthday celebration with families and friends. This place has everything; something for all ages. The property was very nicely decorated inside and out, the layout/design was very well thought out. Every room had a unique detail and comfortable. Kitchen was functional and well stocked of dishes, plates, and appliances. Lots of seating spaces from living room to the dining area. Although it was a one story, it did not felt small due to the high ceilings. Then when you step outside to the back, it was truly a retreat from fishing in the pond to kicking back on a floating tube. Plenty of recreational spaces to hold a large event. All of our guests kept asking how I found this place. This place is a hidden gem. The property host provided excellent communication from day one and responsive throughout our stay. I cannot say enough how much we enjoyed this place. I am already thinking for the next opportunity.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Katy W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Perfect 80th Birthday Celebration with Family
We had a great stay celebrating our parents 80th Birthday! We caught some good sized bass, enjoyed the Hot Tub, had lots of laughs by the firepit, played games, and cooked delicious meals in the kitchen! Everyone had such a great time!! Thank you so much!!!
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Camila L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Everything you may need to have a good getaway
We rent Maelia’s property for the weekend to celebrate my husband’s 40th birthday & we had an amazing time. Our family and friends loved every bit of the house, enough space for everyone to be comfortable doing different things. Our kids loved the pond in the back and enjoyed the fishing. Definitely worth it & we will back soon.
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Nuria T. P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
AWESOME place!!
It was a perfect place for our girls weekend!! Loved that amazing pool with a great swim up bar! The girls loved it! Lots of stuff to do..Poker room, put put golf, and did I mention the AMAZING pool!! The house had everything we could imagine we need, even had a Creamie ice cream maker. We will definitely be back!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

About the host

Hosted by Maelia Davis

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I have been traveling all over the world using short term rentals since the early 2000s. Everywhere I travel I take notes of what I loved best about the property as well as all the things I didn’t like. To me, providing a place for folks to have fun and relax without a worry is the ultimate goal. Nothing makes me happier than guests telling me that it was beyond anything they ever expected.

Why they chose this property

Cypress is located in NorthWest Houston and is a fantastic community. It is high and dry so we never have to worry about flooding. This particular area has homes with acreage which we love because of the tranquility and privacy it affords.

What makes this property unique

We are a large family with 5 kids that enjoys the outdoors. When we saw this house we fell in love with it instantly. Many a celebration has been had here because the space really lends itself for family gatherings. There is so much to do other than enjoy the amazing 70,000 gallon pool with the swim up bar. The putting green is fantastic—and the pond being stocked is great for the guys and gals that love to fish. At night the twinkling lights make it a spectacular and special place.

Languages:

English, Spanish

Premier Host

They consistently provide great experiences for their guests