Treehouse of Tranquility

🛌 Need room for the whole squad? We've got you covered with 4 beds! 📺 We have 2 livingrooms and 2 TVs. Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and *gill* because we're just 1 mile from Lake Barkley/ KY Lake. 🍔 Our kitchen is so fully stocked, even Gordon Ramsay would be impressed. Take a seat on the *huge* deck, where the blackstone will turn your BBQ game from zero to hero. 👶 Travelling with minis? We've got a crib, high chair and toys to keep them entertained so they never want to "leaf"! Welcome to our home - where family time reaches epic levels on our deck big enough to host a family reunion. Just 1 mile from the lake, it's the ultimate family vacation spot! There are 2 other rentals on our 5 acre retreat, so let us know if you need more space and we can work out a deal! 🏡🌲 You are free to use every nook, cranny, and even the garden gnome as a dance partner. Just don't forage the mushrooms unless you are inviting us to dinner. Need us? We're as reachable as a squirrel on a mission to find nuts in your backyard! Just shoot us a message, and we'll respond faster than you can say 'squirrelly situation.' 🐿️📱😄 Living here is like having a permanent vacation, but with a mortgage! Expect your mornings to start with bird symphonies, your afternoons to be filled with squirrel stand-up comedy, and your evenings to feature the brightest star-studded show in the universe – nature's own reality TV! 🌞🐿️🌌" Getting around here is a bit like choosing your own adventure! You can take a car, feel the wind in your hair on a bike, or go full Victorian with a horse and carriage (top hats optional). We even have a teleporter, but it only works if you believe in unicorns! 🚗🚲🐎🦄 This is our beloved vacation abode, so please treat it like it's your own – you may find food in the pantry and a pair of our socks hanging around. We like to visit here as much as we can but would love to share it with you, too.❤️ Need extra room? We also have the listings "Wilderness Glamper" and "Songbird Suite" that is close to the home and can act as overflow for 14 more guests! 😀