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Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!

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Welcome to the Olive Retreat!
Backyard area with a swimming pool, fire pit, and grill
Private swimming pool in the backyard
Fun game room with lots of games!
Modern kitchen with stainless steel appliances
Reviews
9.8

Exceptional

3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 6147 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Pool
    PoolPool
  • Kitchen
    KitchenKitchen
  • Barbecue grill
    Barbecue grillBarbecue grill
  • Air conditioning
    Air conditioningAir conditioning
  • Outdoor space
    Outdoor spaceOutdoor space
  • Washer
    WasherWasher

Explore the area

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Johnson City, TX
  • Popular LocationLyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park2 min drive
  • Popular LocationTexas Hills Vineyards6 min drive
  • Popular LocationTexas Hill Country Wineries18 min drive
  • AirportAustin, TX (AUS-Austin-Bergstrom Intl.)67 min drive

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Rooms & beds

3 bedrooms (sleeps 6)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 3

1 Queen Bed

2 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen

About this property

Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!

Holy Guacamole this colorful, olive-green luxury property is the perfect escape for families or couples. Its curb appeal will make you green with envy at its beauty! Located in Johnson City, also known as Twinkle Town, this vibrant 3-bedroom, 2 bath home sleeps up to 6 guests and is the perfect location for fun and adventure, and only minutes from Fredericksburg and its many wineries and darling shops. Offering a private pool with a lovely, fenced backyard, a game room, propane grill, fire pit, and twinkle lights lining the backyard to tie it all together, Holy Guacamole is the perfect escape for adventures and fun!

Upon arrival at this fresh retreat, relish in the darling front porch with a comfortable seating area. With its charming swing and colorful wicker chairs, enjoy a morning cup of coffee as you bask in the surrounding landscape, or enjoy a playful game of basketball on the driveway in front of the garage. An inviting front door welcomes guests into a warm and comfortable open living space with plenty of natural light to brighten the area, as well as laminate wood flooring, and colorful decor offering a treat to the eyes of guests.

The living room offers plenty of seating with a plush sofa and fun cushioned chairs. This space also offers a fireplace, flatscreen television, and a gameboard located on the coffee table to provide an area perfect for entertaining guests! Heading to the dining room, a charming wooden table sits in front of a window overlooking the beautiful outdoor exterior, with a door leading to the backyard next to it. The nearby kitchen houses additional bar-style seating attached to the kitchen island, coupled with stainless steel appliances and stocked, white-colored cabinetry to catch the eye! The modern, fun tiled backsplash coordinates perfectly with the stainless refrigerator, microwave, and cooktop stove, great for preparing meals to feed hungry guests while enjoying coffee brewed with the coffee maker.

The master bedroom – spacious, brightly lit, and moderately decorated with cool tones – offers a king-sized bed and a workstation. Perfect for those who need to check in with work. An attached luxurious bathroom will wow guests with its large soaking tub between two dual vanities and ample counter space, along with a separately attached glass shower. Bedroom 2 offers a queen-sized bed with a soft, plush couch and fun pops of color and a nearby bathroom with a shower/tub combo. Bedroom 3 also offers a queen-sized bed with additional seating yet is lined with red LED lights to provide magical, ambience lighting during the nighttime. An added bonus this property offers a laundry room for guests to use.

The backyard is where the memory making happens! Gather around the dining table to enjoy a meal from the grill. Twinkle lights up above help illuminate this space at night while kids or accompanying guests roast marshmallows at the firepit under the stars! Take a dip in the pool during a toasty Hill Country day, enjoying shade from the surrounding trees while relaxing in the soothing waters. The large, private fenced-in backyard allows kids to run around, worry-free! And for indoor fun, the game room, located in the garage, houses a wide assortment of games and activities for more fun-filled memories to make this vacation a special one!

Looking for an outing? Johnson City offers endless activities to keep guests entertained. Only minutes away is the downtown square, home to fabulous restaurants, shops, tasting rooms and live music venues. Pedernales State Park is only minutes away and offers hike-and bike trails, tubing, fishing, and swimming, plenty of outdoor fun for everyone. Visit the LBJ Ranch home of President Johnson, also called “The Texas White House”. This beautiful ranch offers guided or self-tours and much more. For wine lovers, visit Texas Hills Vineyard and enjoy local wine in a beautiful setting. The Science Mill offers fun for both young and old with many interactive activities. The Exotic Resort Zoo offers safari-like jeep tours and is home to over 700 animals.

Fredericksburg is located only 30 minutes away. Visit one of the many local wineries or travel to Wine Road 290 that offers 19 wineries within a few miles of each other. Fredericksburg's Main Street offers charming locally owned shops, delicious restaurants, as well as two museums: the National Museum of the Pacific War and the Pioneer Museum. Spend the day in Kerrville at the Schreiner Park located on 517 acres on the Guadalupe River, swim, rent boats or enjoy hiking trails. The Museum of Western Art and the Pollinator Museum are fun and interesting for both old and young. Indulge in one of the fabulous restaurants while listening to local artist music. Visitors will not be disappointed there is so much to see and do in the Hill Country.

*The health and safety of our guests is paramount. Cleanliness is always our top priority. We offer a 24-hour guest service contact number for emergencies and messages will be answered promptly. Arrive after four o’clock when it is convenient for you with an easy and contactless check in and out process for our guests.

*Note: Your Safety matters! This property features exterior security cameras on the exterior of the home. They DO NOT look into interior space*

*Please note – Rates are based on the number of guests entered in the reservation quote – any additional guests may incur additional charges. The occupancy listed is the max occupancy this property can accommodate.

Property manager

Hill Country Premier Lodging
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Languages

English, Spanish

Amenities

Pool
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Air conditioning
Outdoor space

House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 25
Check out before 10:00 AM

Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17

Events

No events allowed

Pets

No pets allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock

About the area

Johnson City

This holiday home is located in Johnson City. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Pedernales Falls State Park and Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park, while Lyndon B. Johnson Boyhood Home and TASTE Wine Art are cultural highlights. Exotic Resort Zoo and Texas Hill Country Wineries are also worth visiting. Kayaking, water tubing and fishing offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with hiking nearby.
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Johnson City, TX

What's nearby

  • Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park - 2 min drive
  • Lyndon B. Johnson Boyhood Home - 3 min drive
  • Texas Hills Vineyards - 6 min drive
  • Exotic Resort Zoo - 8 min drive
  • Texas Hill Country Wineries - 18 min drive

Getting around

  • Austin-Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) - 68 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪El Charro Restaurant - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Dairy Queen - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Pecan Street Brewing - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Old 290 Brewery - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪El Agave - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!?

Checkout is at 10:00 AM.

Where is Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! located?

Situated in Johnson City, this holiday home is within 1 mile (2 km) of TASTE Wine Art, Lyndon B. Johnson Boyhood Home and Western Art & Artifacts. Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park and Johnson's Boyhood Home are also within 2 miles (3 km).

Reviews

9.8

Exceptional

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9.8/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

9.8/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Carrie R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Johnson City
House was great. Will stay again
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Tammie N.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Holy Guacamole is so cute!
The property was exactly as expected. Super clean and easy to access!
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Karen C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great!
Loved our stay here! Great location and nice property. Clean and had everything we needed.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2023

8/10 Good

Maria B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
nice but limited kitchenware.
Home was very nice. I traveled with 5 adults and we chose the eat in after long drive. There was only 1 small pan to cook on and no dinner plates. There were additional cookie sheets and bakeware so we made due. You can cook a meal if you get creative. Bring some spices if you plan to cook, again spice’s limited. Could not find remote for TV, asked owner with no response. Used Roku app on phone. This was fine but no information communicated. There are many homes to rent, would not select again.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2023

8/10 Good

Jarvis H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location
Johnson City get away
The house was very clean and as advertised. There was mostly everything we needed. The TV was easy to operate. The pool was a plus. A couple of things I want to mention. Maybe I missed it but the game room was the garage and was not air conditioned, which made it virtually unusable as the temperature was over 100 degrees. Also the ladder into the pool was pretty shakey. Other than that we enjoyed our stay.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Always the best!
Just like home, but better!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Awesome
Same as always!
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Shirley A.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy
Delightful & comfortable home
Not walking distance to town for older persons. Close to drive to LBJ Historic sites, fun shops & museums, and friendly people. We would recommed it. TV instructions would have been helpful. Thank you very much.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michelle S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Enjoyable stay
Hill Country visit with friends. Perfect location to stay for visiting the surrounding areas: Dripping Springs, Fredericksburg, Blanco, State Parks, etc. Clean home with everything that was needed, very quiet neighborhood, comfy with plenty of room for relaxing. Excellent communication from property management. We would definitely stay here again. Thank you!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michele L., Fort Worth, TX

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Cute, clean and great location.
Loved the house. It was in a nice quiet neighborhood, but close enough to town and the 290 winery trail that we were able to enjoy all that Johnson City & Fredericksburg has to offer. If I had to give a “con” I’d say some light blocking drapes in the bedrooms would be nice. We Iike to sleep in on our weekend getaways.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great property and location!
We really enjoyed our stay, beautiful property, with all the amenities! We loved everything about the property, and the location is perfect! The house is located within minutes of Johnson City, but also a great location to access Fredericksburg, Dripping Springs, and Marble Falls. Loved it so much, we booked it again!
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Christine C., Kansas City, MO

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great visit
The property was exactly what we needed for our weekend away for our family of 4 including 2 small children.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Doris P., San Antonio, TX

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wine Tasting Weekend with Sisters
This is our second stay at Holy Guacamole. Perfect for girls weekend. Close to wineries, nice neighborhood. The house is very clean with ample towels and amenities. Nice decor throughout.
Stayed 3 nights in Jan 2023

10/10 Excellent

Stephanie S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great house in a quiet neighborhood
This is a great house in a quiet section of town close to everything. Our son liked seeing the deer in the yard in the evening. The house was just as expected from the listing pics.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2023

10/10 Excellent

Mirela O.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Cozy place to get away from busy city life
Everything was so nice and convenient.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Ina P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Perfect in every way!
So clean, upbeat decor, and user friendly! Spacious inside and wonderful backyard setting. So happy to be close to town and in a quiet pleasant neighborhood. Just a friend and I however would have been perfect for a family, with master on one side of house and two bedrooms on other side.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2022

10/10 Excellent

Travis M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great base for Johnson City
Our small group stayed here to get away for a weekend. Comfortable house with a great back yard for relaxing. Johnson City is perfect for exploring east and west on 290 with good quick restaurants in town.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2022

10/10 Excellent

Joycelyn B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Relaxing Getaway
Holy Guacamole is a wonderful place to stay. Made our visits to wineries and to Fredericksburg very convenient!! Would definitely stay again.
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2022

8/10 Good

Maret A.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Quiet neighborhood
This is a cute house with great location to 290. House could use a full length mirror, but other than that is perfect for 3 couples, girls getaway, or a family. The grass in the front yard was a little long on our visit. Took away from the curb appeal, but the house is very nice. Quiet neighborhood & great location.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Jake H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Nice and quiet
Very clean home with plenty of games for the kids to enjoy and the pool was great as well!!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Joni H., Brownwood, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
It’s like moving into a brand new home…
Just beautiful….quiet, safe, and attractive neighborhood. There are many thoughtful additions to the home for your stay. When the place you stay is as important as the activity you traveled to do, then this is the house for you. :)
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2022

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